12. You'll read his/her txts over and over again...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
10. You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to "SLOW" songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....


Wa mau pesan sikit ha:
bcinta boleyh, xdek hal la..tp jgn la couple+dating..
sbb..
sbb..
sbb nye korg pon tau kot..
sndiri mau ingat, sndiri mau pikir la..

salam n ilalliqa'..



-posted by apis-

Searian tanpa internet amat2 la mnyeksakn..dunia tunggang tebalik, idop terumbang ambing, kalah orang putus bercinta, seakan apek yg tewas di gelanggang judi lagaknye..

bermacam ragam boley dilihat di bilik 708 semalaman idop tnpa internet..
bedeck menonggeng2 frust xdpat nk skype..
pizu menghentak2 kepalanye ke dinding smpai berguguran rambot2 beliau yg xbrape nk lebat 2 kerna xdpat nk bukak facebook..
bota menarik2 rambot superman nye yg belah tepi sehingga tecabot semuanye dan beliau kini berwajah baru, botak..
apis tegelak2 mcam orang gile smpai pukol 1 pagi sambil melihat laptopnye yg smemangnye xdek internet...
ayie terus bukak buku anat walaupon die tau svetlana xkan tanye soklan mase kelas anatomy nnti dek kerana kebosanan xdek internet..
708 dilanda bah..
seakan episode cerita my boss my hero pabila st agnes ketandusan pudding..
sume berlaku dek ketiadaan internet..


tapi tidak lagi kini..
internet sudah kembali..
semua jari menari2..
di atas keyboard laptop dgn muke berseri2..
tiada lagi ketidakwarasan merajai diri..
alhmdulillah, syukur kepada ilahi..
bedeck sudah boley b'skype dgan w*****a si buah ati..
pizu masih melilau2 mencari..
laptop yg kosong hendak diisi..
bota pula dengan senang ati..
menyanyikan lagu SLAM yg dia minati..
tp yg laen agak sakit ati..
nk pukol kang ape plak kater org nnti..
kitorg bukan budak mtd..
cume budak a level yg t'salah destinasi..


haha..
ape lagi yg aku merepek ni..
sekian 2 jek la kot setakat ni..
telajak perahu boley diunduri..
telajak kata, jawab nye makan la penumbuk free..

sekian, salam n ilalliqa'..



-posted by apis-

0600am
terjaga dpd mmpi..kelopak mata terangkat..pandangan masih kabur, namun telinga pantas menangkap suara bedek tgah hafal anatomy....arggghhh..rajin btol mamat ni..
tarik selimut, tutup balik mata..awal lg beb..suboh pon belom masok..

0700am
suara pizu terngiang2 di cuping telinga...kacau jek ak nk tido..tapi dah pukol 7, dh lambat..suboh abih 0730..xpe2, sempat lg..

0715am
alhmdulillah..selesai tanggungjawab...masok balik dalam selimot..on laptop..online kjap sementara tunggu pizu abih melabor..

0745am
pizu selesai sudey..lame btol hang gune jamban.. hang buang faeces ke batu??? bedek plak masok..yg ni ntah brape lame plak daaa...

0800am
dapat pon ak gune tandas..adoi..pukol brape plak nk sampai kelas ni..

0810am
setel sume..dah siap2 nk gi kelas..ak tanye bedeck, sempat ke??...bedeck pndang ak xpuas ati..dah bosan dah die tiap2 pagi ak tanye soklan same jek...

0920am
kelas stat pukol 0900am...dh lmbat 20 mnit..biase la, laki..xkan nk pegi awai plak..radhi ngan bello dah malas nk amik kesah...dah tau dah kitorg mmg slaloo lambat..maria balakina, lcturer kimia kitorg pon dh masak ngan kitorg...muka pasrah jek die..

1400pm
abih kelas fizik..nk g smayang jumaat mmg dah lambat la..xsempat dah..so, semayang zuhur jek la..bentang sejadah kt mane2 tempat masyuk skit..allahuakbar......

1410pm
ak, bedek, wadie ngan ayie gerak balik pushkin la..kitorang ponteng lcture fizik..malas nak gi..tp radhi, bello ngan frod g la..rajiiinnn...salin lawa2 ye kak radhi, nanti boley pinjam nota ko..

1530pm
sampai kt bilik..adoi, penat sungguh..jaoh betol pjalanan nak g kelas..sejam setengah!! kalau kat intec dulu naek moto 10 minit jek dah sampai..adoyai..tido kejap sementara tunggu asar..

1700pm
nk kene masak plak..kang xmasak pizu bising plak lapar..membe punye pasal, masak jek la..MENU: ayam goreng tepong ngan sayur goreng..2 jek pon yg ak tau masak..

1800pm
mkan bejemaah lepas pizu puas jerit nk ajak bedeck mkan..mamat 2 plak sibok ym ngan awek die..adoi..pening jugak dengan budak2 ni..

2100pm
belek buku skit..baru jek start nk baca, ayie datang depan ak.."ko demam ke pis?? tiba2 plak rajin nak study.."...adoi..x membina betol la kata2 ko 2 ayie..ak pon tutup buku, fokus kat laptop plak..tapi mende ak wat pon ak xtau..

0000am
"bedeck, ak tutup lampu ek??"..
"tutop la, ak de lampu ak sendiri.."
suke ati ko la bedeck, ak nk tido...selamat malam...



camni la lebey kurg idop ak sehari-arian..bosan kan?? memang bosan..tapi nk wat camne..dah naseb..kalau pizu wat lawak bodo, ceria la skit hari ak..kalau x..hambar..

papehal pon, time kaseh byk2 kwan2..tanpa korg sure btambah bosan idop ak..korg la penyeri idop ak..korg la intan payung ak..haha..
till then..
salam n ilalliqa'...



-posted by apis-

ttbe plak rse nk upload vid ni..arap2 dpt la mmbawa kite sume merenung islam sejenak..



Al-Muallim - Sami Yusuf


We once had a Teacher
The Teacher of teachers,
He changed the world for the better
And made us better creatures,
Oh Allah we’ve shamed ourselves
We’ve strayed from Al-Mu'allim,
Surely we’ve wronged ourselves
What will we say in front him?
Oh Mu'allim...

Chorus
He was Muhammad salla Allahu 'alayhi wa sallam,
Muhammad, mercy upon Mankind,
He was Muhammad salla Allahu 'alayhi wa sallam,
Muhammad, mercy upon Mankind,
Teacher of all Mankind.
Abal Qasim [one of the names of the Prophet]
Ya Habibi ya Muhammad
(My beloved O Muhammad)
Ya Shafi'i ya Muhammad
(My intercessor O Muhammad)
Khayru khalqillahi Muhammad
(The best of Allah’s creation is Muhammad)
Ya Mustafa ya Imamal Mursalina
(O Chosen One, O Imam of the Messengers)
Ya Mustafa ya Shafi'al 'Alamina
(O Chosen One, O intercessor of the worlds)
He prayed while others slept
While others ate he’d fast,
While they would laugh he wept
Until he breathed his last,
His only wish was for us to be
Among the ones who prosper,
Ya Mu'allim peace be upon you,
Truly you are our Teacher,
Oh Mu'allim..

Chorus
Ya Habibi ya Muhammad
(My beloved O Muhammad)
Ya Shafi'i ya Muhammad
(My intercessor O Muhammad)
Ya Rasuli ya Muhammad
(O My Messenger O Muhammad)
Ya Bashiri ya Muhammad
(O bearer of good news O Muhammad)
Ya Nadhiri ya Muhammad
(O warner O Muhammad)
'Ishqu Qalbi ya Muhammad
(The love of my heart O Muhammad)
Nuru 'Ayni ya Muhammad
(Light of my eye O Muhammad)
He taught us to be just and kind
And to feed the poor and hungry,
Help the wayfarer and the orphan child
And to not be cruel and miserly,
His speech was soft and gentle,
Like a mother stroking her child,
His mercy and compassion,
Were most radiant when he smiled

Chorus
Abal Qasim [one of the names of the Prophet]
Ya Habibi ya Muhammad
(My beloved O Muhammad)
Ya Shafi'i ya Muhammad
(My intercessor O Muhammad)
Khayru khalqillahi Muhammad
(The best of Allah’s creation is Muhammad)
Ya Mustafa Ya Imamal Mursalina
(O Chosen One O Imam of the Messengers)
Ya Mustafa ya Shafi'al 'Alamina
(O Chosen One O intercessor of the worlds)

Kisah 1

Ade seorg gadis yg t'amat la cantik, tp buta..
semua org bencikan die, kecuali kekasih nye..
gadis itu selalu berkata,
"saya akan mengahwini awak kalau saya boley melihat"
hati sang lelaki pon bbunge gembire..

1 ari, ade seorg manusia yg t'sgt la baik ati mndermakn mata kpd gadis itu..
maka dgn izin tuhan dpat la gadis 2 mlihat..
dan die t'sgt la gmbire dpt melihat..
tapi sang gadis itu tkejut yg amat pabila mngetahui bhawa kekasih yg selalu menemani nye itu juga buta..

lalu lelaki itu btanyakan kepada permaisuri ati nye,
"sekarang awk sudah boley melihat, sudikah kirenye awk mnjadi pmaisuri idup saya??'"
sayangnye, gadis itu menolak stlah mngetahui akan kecacatan kekasih nye..

lelaki itu lantas tsenyum dan bekata,
TOLONG JAGA MATA SAYA BAIK2......
lalu die pon blalu pergi............................................



Kisah 2

A guy had a cancer n had only 30 days left..
he like a gurl workin at a CD shop but never told her bout his feelings..
everyday he used to buy a CD just to spend some time with her..
after a month, the guy died due to the cancer..
when the gurl went to search for him, his mum told her..
"he died out cancer.."
and take her to his room..
when the girl see all the CDs bought from her shop remain unopened,
she cried...

u know why?

bcoz she had been writing to him and kept the letters inside the CDs...
both have the same feelings towards each other but never have spoken them out..



p/s:
these are stories for those who understand true love meaning....
pengumuman: kepada sesiapa di luar sane yg masih blom ade pngalaman bcinta langsong, masih mencari2 destinasi hendak dituju dlam perjalanan hidop, xtau nak naek bas mane 1, nak pilih plaster yg mana lg best, boley la mintak tunjuk aja abang B di bilik 708 ataupon boleyh la btandang ke habitat alam semula jadi bilik 705 yg mana binatang2 hidop dgan aman damai sesama mereka, untuk meminta tips2 bercinta..bak kata haiwan2 liar ni la (quote popular),


"ajari ak cara bercinta.."


salam, ilalliqa wa ma'as salamah....



-posted by apis-

Maka tersebutlah hikayat sarip dol sewaktu mude nye sangat la nakal..
teramatlah selaloo mngusik rakan sebaya nye terutamanye cik salmah..


maka suatu hari, seperti rutin harian si sarip dol ni,
sedang die asyik mngusik cik salmah,
bapak nye menjeling dgan jelingan yg t'amatlah maut giler bapak gell..
maka die pon paham la yg bapak nye sdang marah pada diri nye..


malam itu bapak nye pon mmbawak la si sarip dol ni ke masjid..
dgan harapan budak xsenonoh ni akan berubah la..
ditakdirkan malam itu masjid xbrape rmai orang..
si sarip dol pon solat di sebelah bapak nye..
di depannye, pak mat tempe..
time ruko' , si sarip dol ni perasan kain pak mat tempe tersepit di celah gluteus maximusnye..
maka dengan niat yg suci,
sarip dol pon tarik la kain pak mat tempe 2..
bapak nye yg di sebelah nye pon mule la menjeling maut sekali lagi dek kerana tingkah laku anak nye yg kurang sopan itu..
tapi si anak sangkakan yang bapak nye marah akan tindakan nye..
maka..
dengan pantas nye..
sarip dol pon...
menyumbatkan kembali kain pak mat tempe......
menjerit la si pak cik dek kerana perbuatan si anak bertuah itu..

dan si sarip dol pon dihukum la oleh bapak nye atas salah laku nye...




p/s:
~~cerita hanya rekaan semata2..xdek kene mngene samada yg idop ataupon yg tlah mninggal dunia..tp de sdikit psanan kpd sesape yg slaloo pkai suar londeh time solat, beringatlah sebelom aib menimpa diri anda dek kerana lurah anda yg tdedah!!



-posted by apis-

SOMEWHERE AROUND DUBLIN, 2 FEBRUARY 2009 : Seorang pelajar mlysia telah m'isytiharkan minatnye trhadap seorang gadis yg juge dpd msia di tempat kejadian lebih kurang pkol 9 mlm waktu tmpatan dan apa yg menariknye, beliau telah m'lamar putri idamannye itu dlm facebook yg mne 1 dunie boley tgok!! caya la lu beb!! Mr Atat_baby atau nme sbena nye Khoo Tee Tat tanpa segan dan silu telah mngeluarkan ayat status beliau yg bbunyi;


di kala bumi ireland dilimpahi hujan salju, tee tat meluahkan prsaan beliau dgn harapan si minah akn menerima beliau seadanye. Tapi ape reaksi wei chia?? kiter tgok status wei chia plak;

sejaoh mane kah kebenaran gmbr ni?? tah la..ak pon xtau..ni pon ak angkat dpd intrnet jek..xtau la btoi ke x..
xpueh ati??
laki pon ske gosip??
pompuan pon de pikir pasai sex??
sila la luahkn ketidakpuasan ati korg dlm komen ek..

salam n ilalliqa'..



-posted by apis-

dlu lyn lgu ni ngan membe2 yg keje skali..
1st tim ak denga tim keje 2 la..
ps2 trus sgkut..
ngan lgu ni..
n ad la org laen tim 2...

kenagn..
not sumtinx we cn bring back..
but 2 be rmmbrd..

buang yg keruh..
ambil yg jrnih..



-posted by ayie-